celestial-paradigms:

muthafuckinbowlegs:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

heyhipsterwhoreunicornassbutt:

YES

or #welcomehomemisha

YES GOD #WELCOMEHOMEMISHA

#WELCOMEHOMEMISHA

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they are fast, faster than you’d believe.

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serial-deduction:

I do believe it’s an unspoken rule to reblog this.

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caseps:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

nigelthegooddog:

nothingtokillordiefor:

spectrumv:

omg i dont usually post period stuff but holy shit did this make me laugh

seeing how relevant this is to me right now

i just cackled really loudly

IS THAT SO?

fuck

ffffufufufu

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captpadalecki:

notfromearth:

-everysecond:

but like, you’re like the like skinniest like little cunt that like i’ve ever like seen.

lmfao when this bitch stops talking with her hands she starts talking with her eyebrows but what even is this bullshit i just watched

OMFG, YOU HAVE LEGS GURL!?!? HOW YOU GET SO LUCKY!>! AND ARMS? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?! DAYUM SHAWTY WHERE YOU BUY DEM AT?!

But like.

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camelconvention:

milkglassmao:

monkeyfrog:

naessessary:

amycarr:

halfbakedidea:

stuffparty:

And I can see it now, he realized, that I wouldn’t have gotten it.

– Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

“The day before the lighting, they dug a big hole in back of the store and filled it full of oak wood, and burned it down to a glowing bed of coals.” - Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zorah Neal Hurston

We get real weird with it.

“It’s not an act of nature then.  It’s engineering.” I said.
“I think we’d have to admit to that,” Jason said. “yes.”
“This is being done TO us.”
“People are talking about a hypothetical controlling intelligence.”
“But what’s it’s purpose, what’s it supposed to achieve?”
“I don’t know.  No one knows.”

Spin - Robert Charles Wilson

TOO funny!

“Think about it.” Tooth and Claw by T.C. Boyle.

Pretty accurate

“Go ahead and grab the source files from http://www.headfirstlabs.com.”

I like the part about ‘headfirst’.  (myvonne)

“Adding wide tape to a rope fence makes it more visible to young colts (whose desire to run occasionally exceeds their motivation to stop).”

Sounds about right.

“In the sixteenth century, to avoid this happening, a hole was drilled right through the mortise and tenon and a piece of green (unseasoned) timber driven in.”

-Encyclopedia of Antiques

“Willie slammed the drink in front of her, spilling some on the bar.”

Paint It Black by Janet Fitch

…gross.

“’Notable achievements.’”

Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

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captpadalecki:

crimsonkappa:

bigbagofdirks:

strawberrykappas:

jinseimajo:

mitsunari-asshida:

masterassassino:

rumblyyinmatumbly:

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mostly10:

Jared: It’s pretty crazy to explain. (x)

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